It's just a jump to your left......

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Well officer, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
[link] is a slutty whore, and a downright good artist.

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Please do insinuate anything sexual from that.

^{. o O ( = )}


How to Look Like an Ass in Your Signature.

From land of Trannievania D:

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“Now me lay down to sleep.
Mow da zeebas down like sheep.
Give dem to me nice and dead.
Me no happy ‘til me fed.”
-Bedtime prayer of crocs, Pearls Before Swine
My Faith in Humanity:361

Don't dreeeeam it, beeeee it!

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Make the world a better place - be tolerant.

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